My Life So Far...
The #YardSale season is back! Here’s today’s finds. #deal #toys #rollerskates #matchbox #vintage
The LCBO may be striking tonight before a long weekend. Uncool.
I’ve recently had the pleasure of writing a skit for our company that involved Lloyd Robertson, legendary broadcaster in Canada. What an amazing opportunity and treat. Huge for a fellow broadcaster.
Never ruin parties, the Internet, or Academy Awards with your lame attempts at humor again!
4 Reasons No One Laughed at Your Joke
So you told a joke, but instead of the expected gales of laughter, you’re greeted by naught but silence, or perhaps a long, mournful record scratch. In the back of the room, someone coughs. A baby begins crying. Somewhere in the world, a dove falls from the sky, dead.
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As someone who’s heard more than his fair share of chirping crickets, I do have a bit of wisdom to share on the subject of failed jokes. Below I’ve enumerated four of the most common manners in which the comedy bed can be shat, as well as some helpful(ish) tips on how said bed may be discreetly unshat.
I’ve lost count how many times…
(Source: cracked.com)
JA-Walking Dead! Star Wars meets The Walking Dead… Love it.
Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who brought me into this world!
Going to give #poached #quail eggs a try for dinner tonight!
If my wife was this crazy, I’d probably do the same thing.
This was a legitimate Facebook post, I just read.
This is pure & utter ridiculousness. Satan doesn’t have hold of your husband, thinking with his penis has a hold of him.
